Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
Heironymus Merkin is an internationally successful singer approaching middle age who retells his life story in a series of production numbers on a seashore in front of his two toddlers and aged mother. Merkin's promiscuous relationships with women are explored, particularly Polyester Poont
Anthony Newley
Joan Collins
Bruce Forsyth
Milton Berle
Stubby Kaye
George Jessel
Connie Kreski
Patricia Hayes